What I Was Thinking vs. What I Said Shower Curtain – Horse Edition

"What I was thinking" — a majestic, powerful thoroughbred. "What I said" — a wobbly stick figure horse. Thinking it.

We’ve all been there. This brilliantly funny What I Was Thinking vs. What I Said Shower Curtain features a split panel design — on the left, a beautifully detailed, majestic horse representing every perfectly formed thought in your head; on the right, a hilariously wonky stick figure horse representing what actually came out of your mouth. It’s the most relatable shower curtain ever made, and it will make you laugh every single morning.

Perfect For:

• Anyone who has ever had a brilliant thought get completely lost in translation
• Horse lovers with an amazing sense of humor
• Unique gag gifts for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates deeply relatable humor
• Anyone who thinks in thoroughbreds but speaks in stick figures

Product Details:

• Split panel design: detailed realistic horse vs. stick figure horse illustration
• "What I Was Thinking / Thinking It" and "What I Said / It" bold typography
• Star cross accent details
• Clean cream background with black ink design
• Fits standard shower curtain rods
• Easy care and machine washable

Whether you’re treating yourself to a bathroom that makes you laugh out loud every morning or gifting it to the most relatable person you know, this shower curtain is a daily reminder that the gap between thinking and saying is very, very real — and very, very funny.