Gothic throw pillow featuring crows, a skull, and moon with text 'My immune system is trying to murder me'

"My Immune System is Trying to Murder Me" Gothic Velvet Pillow Cover – Dark Humor Raven & Skull Art Print

18"×18"
$24.00
$24.00
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Gothic throw pillow featuring crows, a skull, and moon with text 'My immune system is trying to murder me'
  • Gothic throw pillow featuring crows, a skull, and moon with text 'My immune system is trying to murder me'
  • Gothic throw pillow with crows, skull, and moon text reading My Immune System is Trying To Murder Me
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  • Gothic throw pillow featuring crows, a skull, and moon with text 'My immune system is trying to murder me'
  • Gothic throw pillow with crows, skull, and moon text reading My Immune System is Trying To Murder Me
  • Gothic decorative pillow with skull and crows design featuring neat stitches and invisible zipper.
  • Gothic decorative pillow with skull and raven design on a teal sofa.
  • Decorative throw pillow featuring spooky crows, a skull, and moon under text 'My immune system is trying to murder me'.
"My Immune System is Trying to Murder Me" Gothic Velvet Pillow Cover – Dark Humor Raven & Skull Art Print

"My Immune System is Trying to Murder Me" Gothic Velvet Pillow Cover – Dark Humor Raven & Skull Art Print

$24.00
$24.00
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"My Immune System is Trying to Murder Me" Gothic Velvet Pillow Cover

Finally, a pillow that gets it. This dramatically beautiful velvet pillow cover features three ravens perched on a skull nestled among wildflowers and twisting branches, a crescent moon and stars glowing in a deep purple night sky — all framed by the most relatable words ever printed: My Immune System is trying to Murder Me. Moody, gothic, and absolutely hilarious. The perfect pillow for anyone who has ever called in sick and meant it.

Product Details

  • Material: 270gsm premium velvet front / 190gsm ultra-soft back
  • Sizes available: 18"×18", 20"×20", 24"×24"
  • Print: Single-sided sublimation — vibrant, fade-resistant color
  • Closure: Smooth invisible zipper for a seamless look
  • Edges: Sturdy overlocked seams — no pilling or fraying
  • Care: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle — air dry; do not iron or bleach
  • Note: Pillow insert NOT included

Perfect For

Dark humor lovers, gothic decor enthusiasts, chronic illness warriors, raven fans, and anyone who wants a sofa that perfectly expresses their relationship with their own body. A brilliantly funny birthday, get-well, or white elephant gift.

Note: Screen colors may vary slightly from the printed product due to monitor settings and production batches. Minor size variations are normal and not considered defects.
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